Frequently Asked Questions

What is AsMyJunk.com all about?
Our “About” page states the project more eloquently, but–in a nutshell–AsMyJunk.com is a place where people can post pictures of themselves simulating images of their privates for comedic effect, intentional or otherwise.

Why would you spend so much time on such a stupid idea?
It’s hardly stupid. There’s actually a long, interesting history to genital symbology.  Wikipedia that shit.

How often do you update?
We update every weekday, about 6 times daily.

How do I submit to your website?
You will learn everything you need to know about submitting here. Or just click the giant magenta button on the top right of our front page. Please read the instructions.

I don’t know how to do a screen shot or “screen grab.”
Directions for Mac here.
Directions for PC here.
Directions for iPhone here.
Directions for Blackberry here.

Should I send the message in a word document?
Good Lord No. Do you know how long Microsoft Word takes to open on a Mac? We won’t open the file if it is not in graphic formats including JPG, PNG, PDF, and even GIFs. (BMPs will most likely need to be emailed to submit@asmyjunk.com.)

Can I work for you guys?
We’re okay for now, but you’ll hear from us if we ever need help.

Do you guys search out these people or are they mostly submitted?
Every entry from our website is submitted by our totally tubular users.

I just submitted. How come my submission isn’t on the website?
Patience. We get hundreds of submissions weekly. Obviously, we can’t guarantee that your submission will be posted, but all submissions are greatly appreciated! If you think it is really, truly worth our while, try submitting it again just in case we missed it.

Can I link to you guys?
By all means. We’d like as many people to admire our junk as possible.

Why are my comments not showing up in the comments section?
Spamming our readers or trying to promote your website will get your comments canned. We also don’t allow racial slurs or (some) offensive terms. Links to people’s social networking profiles will always be screened as well. Also, if you link YOUR OWN social network page to your As My Junk profile, your comments will most likely be held for moderation. But why would you want a bunch of strangers visiting you anyway?

I saw this really funny post and now it is gone. Where did it go?
Most of the time it is because the person featured asked for the post to be removed.

Why am I hearing audio and/or getting so many pop-up ads?
That should definitely not be happening! Sometimes nasty people hack into advertising networks and affect our website. If you are experiencing any problems please let us know and we will look into the issue immediately.